That awkward moment when you’re in class and it’s all quiet
And your stomach makes the biggest noise ever..
You’re just like:
And your stomach is all:
"People should get at least 60 minutes of exercise every day"
Lol yeah right, I have Tumblr.
Twinkle twinkle Patrick Star. I made myself a sandwich. My mommy named it Fred. It tastes like beans and bacon. It smells like it’s been dead. Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil. Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point. P.U. What’s that horrible smell? DRUM SOLO! I have a head. It ends in a point. Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point. This song is over, except for this line: You win this round, broccoli.
Reblog if you know this song.
When you’re in bed, half asleep..
WHEN SUDDENLY YOU ENCOUNTER A STAIR CASE OR A HOLE OR SOMETHING IN YOUR DREAM AND YOU START FALLING.
And your body does this:
That amazing feeling when you get back a test that you thought you failed…
And find out you passed :D